Britney Spears Goes Topless (And Does Artsy Fartsy Stuff in Her Art Room to the Sound of Mariah Carey)
When she's not being an exceptional earner on stage at Piece Of Me in Las Vegas or being a Cool Mom and taking the boys to the skate park, Britney Spears also enjoys getting her bits out...IN THE NAME OF ART.
During an interview on Australia's 2Day FM's Dan & Maz to promote her lady power bop with Iggy Azalea, "Pretty Girls" — which is currently a finalist in our Song Of Summer 2015 poll, #PopCrushPromo! — the "I Will Still Love You (feat. Don Philip)" siren was asked whether she's caught up with fellow Vegas showgirl Mariah Carey out on The Strip.
Spoiler alert: She hasn't! (Yet, anyway.) But she did reveal that the Elusive Chanteuse is unexpectedly involved in her Creative Processney.
"I love Mariah Carey still to this day," the Holy Spearit gushed about the Frito pie enthusiast. “I was painting in my room — I have an art room. I just paint on the walls and do all this kinda crazy stuff, and I bought her greatest hits – her new Infinity record yesterday, and I was just in there with my top off just, like, painting and doing all this artsy fartsy stuff."
Never before has a reboot of MTV Cribs been more necessary to witness the works of art that Picassoney paints on a daily basis, and never has a duet between the Elusive Chanteuse and the Queen Of All Things Cool And Urban been more crucial.
Let us all now envision Brit Brit humming "Dreamlover," painting broad strokes against a canvas in the buff in between bites of cheesy grits and sips of Starbucks frappes.