There are over 1,500 "National Days" that people celebrate. If you ask me, most are pretty ridiculous and it's just something for us radio people to talk about on a slow news day. Well, we got a real dumb one coming up on December 5th!

It's called "Bathtub Party Day." The day was created by Thomas and Ruth Roy as a way to skip the ordinary, everyday shower and take a good soak in the tub. You're supposed to grab a glass of wine and take a long, hot, dirty bath. Sounds awful.

I hate taking baths! I'm pretty sure it's been over two decades since I've actually soaked in a tub. Why would I want to sit in dirty water? I'm a shower guy. In fact, I take two a day on average. No baths, showers only.

I'll be honest, when I first saw "Bathtub Party," I was thinking of something else. I'm not saying I would NEVER take a bath....especially if it's a party, if you know what I mean.

But I'm guessing they weren't thinking like I was when they started this many years ago.I'm sorry for taking a left turn....let's get back to the story.

Enjoy your bath this Wednesday, December 5th. If you need me, I'll be in the shower.