Enraged Drunk Doofus Has Painfully Unfortunate Run-In With Elevator Shaft
Unless you're Bruce Willis in the original Die Hard, messing around with an elevator shaft should be strictly off-limits.
A man in China was had been drinking -- big surprise! -- wound up falling down an elevator shaft after he kicked the elevator door while his girlfriend looked on in horror. We can only assume all the liquor he had downed falsely convinced him he was Jackie Chan when, in fact, he was just some poor schlub about to go viral for doing something stupider than Willis continuing to sign on for more Die Hards.
It's unclear what kind of injuries the man sustained.
Amazingly, this is the second incident where a bozo fell down a shaft in China in recent weeks. Last month, another man wound up plunging down and breaking both legs, proving that maybe, just maybe, some people are more suited to taking the stairs. You can see the video of that poor sucker below.