You can now keep your pizza safe AND show it off! I introduce to you... the Portable Pizza Pouch.

No, I'm not kidding. The Pizza Pouch is a REAL product that you can buy from Stupidiotic, and I think it might be the perfect product for me. Here's the description given by the website:

"No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially designed Pizza Pouch. A durable zip-lock sealing neck-strap pie slice device. Always fresh and ready. BONUS: Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It’s a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery." [Stupidiotic]

The pizza pouch will only cost you $8, and it is the PERFECT solution if you have thieves in your office who steal your lunch out of the fridge.

Is it stupid? Yes.

Would I still buy it? Yes.

See pictures of the Pizza Pouch HERE.