Face it, we've all told some tall tales. But no other species on earth can fabricate a better story than a Dad.

Dads everywhere teach their kids plenty. I learned about the boogyman (he's not real), how to deal with pain (rub some dirt on it), and that I should never hit a girl. All good advice.

But Dads also know how to embellish a story to get the most out of it. And Dads have a special license that allows them to completely make something up out of thin air. It's like a membership card that comes in a cereal box.

Here is a gallery of memes that speak to the outrageous, silliest, crazy things our fathers told us.